Here are my results for the 2004 Danskin sprint triathlon, held in Austin this weekend. I finished faster than I expected, and my looming fears of fainting, drowing, getting a flat tire, crying or coming in dead last did not materialize:

Total Time, including transition time: 2:14:06

1/2 mile Swim time:00:25:21
12 mile bike time: 00:57:50
3.1 mile run time: 00:42:38

Overall Rank: 1993 out of 2724

Class Rank (25-29 age group): 281 out of 349